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Best known as one of the many items that helped Anastasia Steele have a pretty good day in the 50 Shades series, the Greedy Girl is a girthy, assertive dual-stimulator that promises blended clitoral and G-spot pleasure.
What is this thing?
The Greedy Girl is a rabbit-style vibrator designed to combine targeted G-spot stimulation with overwhelming clitoral vibration for a blended, more encompassing sensation. Two orgasmic areas; one toy.
What are those little ear things for?
Like many traditional rabbit-style vibrators, the Greedy Girl has small, flexible bunny ears on its shaft. These are intended for external clitoral stimulation –– the ears go on either side of your clit, vibrating it intensely from either side.
Why is the head curved like that?
Because of where the G-spot sits within the vaginal canal (2-3 inches up; on the front side), it’s most easily accessed with something that has a curve or an angle (two fingers in a “come hither” formation do famously well.) The curved head also allows you to isolate the G-spot from the rest of the vagina so you can target it better and learn to differentiate the sensation from plain ol’ penetration.
What does it feel like?
Like your whole body is in synergy. Because you’re stimulating two pleasure zones at once, the sensation often feels additive and more intense. The buzzy vibration brings a rush of warmth and sensitivity to both areas, leading to throbs of pleasure that increase once you find a rhythm on it that you like.
Because the Greedy Girl has a rather pronounced head, it works best for people who enjoy penetration or G-spot stimulation. Likewise, it’s most pleasurable for people who respond well to the shape and feeling of rabbit-ear clit vibes. If you don’t know whether you like G-spot or rabbit-ear stimulation, that’s fine! The Greedy Girl is a great toy to experiment with.
How strong is it?
A 7 out of 10. It’s pretty strong, but it only has three strength levels and two patterns so it stays within a mid-range level. The clitoral stimulator and the shaft each have its own motor, so both portions feel equally as strong and the vibration is distributed evenly across the whole thing.
Who is it for?
Anyone, really! While it’s designed for people with clits and G-spots in mind, it can also be used anally by anyone with a butt because the clitoral stimulator acts as a base that keeps it from going to far up.
How do I use it?
Apply a generous amount of water or oil-based lube to both the toy and your body, then turn it on and slip it in. Adjust it so that the rabbit ears are sandwiching your clit on either side and the toy’s head is sitting comfortably on your G-spot. From there, the rest is up to you.
For more detailed tips on how to use a rabbit vibe like this one, see check out blog post on that very topic.
Will it make me orgasm?
Most likely! If you like penetration, clitoral stimulation and intense sensation, it’s just what the doctor ordered.
How big is it?
It’s not small! The Greedy Girl isn’t “thick,” per se, but it does have some girth, weight and heft. The whole thing is 9.5 inches long, but only about 5.25 of those are insertable; it can’t go much further because the clitoral stimulator stops it at a certain point. It’s got a circumference of 4.75 inches at its widest point, but its widest point is the base where the motor is.
How do I clean it?
Like you’d clean anything you love –– with mild soap and water! It’s totally waterproof so you can drench it in the sink worry-free, but if you have a toy cleaner on hand, that’ll work too.
What about lube?
Water or oil-based only.
I already own a different rabbit vibe … why should I buy the Greedy Girl?
It’s a bit bigger than many rabbit vibes and absolutely refuses to miss your G-spot with its assertive head. Plus, if you’re a 50 Shades fan, you can really live the fantasy.